More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Coffee can’t melt in the summer heat, and that’s what I like about liquid soap. Wake and Clean is my new product that combines both into one exciting new drink."
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"When you give everything and expect nothing in return, only then will you be in a position to gain anything. When you love loving, you give because giving is getting. Giving is a gift unto itself, and when you realize this you understand that you can’t network if you can’t love."
"I am so extreme that I do parkour like a caterpillar gyrates. My movements are slow and methodical, but eventually my free running takes flight. I love the same exact way, and my romance has the essence of a butterfly."
"My name represents me, but it’s not who I am. It’s just a collection of letters. Unfortunately, none of them are love letters."