More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I sell Heimlich Maneuvers in a variety of flavors."
"Eating a plain bagel with no cream cheese is like eating the inner tube of a bicycle tire, and I’d rather ride my roller skates to work."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."