Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educati... - Charles M. Schulz

"Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you."

"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another."

"Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."