"This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?"...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay."
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
"Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."
"Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."