"We had a whirlwind romance. That’s what happens when you date a tornado. Hold on, I have to stop tweeting for a bit because Kansas keeps calling."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."
"Sometimes I ask myself, "Do I have the courage to do the right thing when it matters most?"And that answer, I'm afraid, is silence."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"Last night I didn’t sleep for a solid eight hours. No, it melted a little. Damn global warming."
"A relationship is a sales process, and sometimes you must buy to sell, and when you sell it is to the benefit of both of you."