I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If I found 20 dollars on the ground, I’d be willing to bet I’d find someone in desperate need of money that I could give it to. And I’d bet 20 dollars, so even after finding and giving away 20 dollars, I’d have made 20 dollars."
"What’s the point of being the first to arrive? Nobody is there to witness your commitment."
"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."
"Love may make you feel blue, love may make you feel green, and sometimes love may even make you feel turquoise or teal. Depression and envy get all the pretty shades of description, and I love that, but in a pink/purple kind of way."
"Hoping to win the lottery to escape your existence is like waiting on a unicorn to give you a ride out of town. If you’re interested, I’m selling saddles."