I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"To wait on love is to tie a weight on your heart and slowly drown. Why sink when you can fly by freely giving love away?"
"If I waste all my charity, all I’ll wind up with in the end is the wind. Still, I think I want to be the Dandelion of Love."
"Networking is more quality, and less quantity. It’s better to form a solid connection with one new person, than a liquid connection with ten. You don’t want people to think you drink too much."
"To wait on love is to tie a weight on your heart and slowly drown. Why sink when you can fly by freely giving love away?"