There’s sleep to be found here, and I’m going to find it—wit... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"There’s sleep to be found here, and I’m going to find it—with my eyes closed. I’m like Sherlock Holmes meets Helen Keller. #Networking"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Dinner was a riot, but the food was bland, so I doused it with pepper spray. The chef wanted to protest, but he didn’t, because I had the pepper spray."
"Most people go to networking events to gain visibility. But in a crowded room, I’m trying to figure out how to become invisible. I network like the ghost of a chameleon."
"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."
"You used to love me. Let me help jog your memory by buying you some running shoes. The shoes will be wooden, and nailed to the floor."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."