Coin a new word and hear it jingle in your pocket with all y... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Coin a new word and hear it jingle in your pocket with all your other change. My love for you is sofacouchsitsitting, so you’d better buckle up."

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"I once tried to light a joint with a fire ant, but what did I know? I was high on glue and in the third grade, just like grandpa."
"She said love her or be tortured by her. I replied, "Torture would be less painful."She didn't realize that I'm a true romantic."
"I just got done digging a hole shaped like a human body. But I have no idea what to bury. I’ll probably hide all my love for you, like I would with any other treasure."
"I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination."
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