More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Only a fool tells people that only fools buy gold. In the coming future, I’d rather have fool’s gold than dollar bills. Ask Zimbabwe."
"To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients."
"We had a whirlwind romance. That’s what happens when you date a tornado. Hold on, I have to stop tweeting for a bit because Kansas keeps calling."
"I don't own the sunset, but I have a free yearly membership to stream whenever it's on, and this is a life perk that makes me wealthy."
"The pink sunset reminds me of her, and the calm water matches the calm that images of her bring to my heart."