More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m a master of encouragement. Why should I do work myself when the price of getting others to do it for me is as cheap as cheering them on?"
"I love kiss whispers—kisspers. Loose lips are full of passionate secrets."
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."
"Now that I’m 33.3 years old, the days of blue and green are behind me. I have left the earthy and entered into the purple phase of my life."
"Let’s do a 50-50 deal, with me getting 75% of the profits, and you getting the other half. That’s how we can both get the most value out of a relationship."