More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house, and a sticky note on the fridge that said, "I love you.""Oh my God,"I thought. "Somebody's obsessed with me, and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me."
"Last night my shadow exploded into hundreds of fluttering black birds, foreshadowing my love taking flight under the cover of camouflage."