More quotes by Charles M. Schulz

"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."
"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."
"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."