More quotes by William Goldman, The Princess Bride

"I am your Prince and you will marry me,"Humperdinck said.Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse.""I am you Prince and you cannot refuse.""I am your loyal servant and I just did.""Refusal means death.""Kill me then."
"Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)"
"Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?"
"When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it."
"Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all."