More quotes by William Goldman, The Princess Bride

"Who says life is fair, where is that written?"
"Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?"
"When I was your age, television was called books."
"We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has."
"When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it."