More quotes by William Goldman, The Princess Bride

"The Queen's Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)"
"Who says life is fair, where is that written?"
"Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)"
"When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it."
"Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?"