You can’t win in love. But if you could, I’d be the clear vi... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"You can’t win in love. But if you could, I’d be the clear victor. Vodka is also clear, and I must be drunk."
"You can’t win in love. But if you could, I’d be the clear victor. Vodka is also clear, and I must be drunk."
"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."
"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."
"I kissed a mystery, and it tasted like a woman. Lips are always full of delicious secrets."
"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for any product but love, which is one for the price of two only."