Who we were and who we are are four different people, and th... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."
"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."
"Losing your mind is preferable to losing your woman, because if you lose your woman you will also lose your mind, and then you’re left with nothing."
"Even the ocean waves take their hellos to the people all the time. I should take my hellos down to the beach and sell waves to the tourists."
"Drinking coffee is like drinking an inverse yawn. I prefer mine with two spoonfuls of “I’m listening."
"Trophies are clutter at best, and weapons at worst. I prefer my awards heavy and with handles."
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Instead, try talking to the door to get it to open up to you. I should write a self-help book for door-to-door salesmen."