The sun rose and tinted the sky rose, that floral red teemin... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Last time I had sex I was so good I got a standing ovation. Well, actually, I just got the clap."

"Relationships are like water. If you grab tight, clamping and clenching to gain control, you’ll lose it all. Instead, cup your hand gently, so she feels free to drink until her thirst is quenched."

"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."

"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."

"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."