More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch."
"In the long run, even a marathon looks like a sprint. This is how I can love with such Roger Bannisteresque intensity."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through."
"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."