More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If what you wear says more about who you are then what you say when you speak, then my advice is to keep quiet and wear loud clothing."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."
"Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff."
"His name was Tom Tombstone, and if he had a middle name it was probably Death. But I didn’t call him Tom, or even Mr. Tombstone, because he introduced himself as Robert Winston. And I wondered how this stranger could shake my hand, look me in the eye, smile, and expect me to believe such a bold-faced lie?"