More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning."
"White letters plus white paper equals invisibility. Just because you can’t see my love for you, doesn’t mean I didn’t write about it."
"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."
"I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield."
"Some people grow vegetables by day, but I grow shadows by night. Right now my only customer is the US government, but the profit is unbelievable."