If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The m... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning."
"If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning."
"The goodbad news is she only stole half. The badgood news is she stole half. And when it’s love that’s been stolen, a hole the size of half your heart feels like the whole thing has been taken."
"I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increase literacy. I prefer a hands-on approach to learning."
"The fragrance of romance is gratitude. Nothing says I love you like saying I love you. Sure, it’s better to show your love, but why not also say it?"
"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."
"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."