If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The m... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I don’t like my circle of friends, so I’m changing them to a square. Love shapes our lives, so why not shape who we love?"
"Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving a gift which you did not have to pay for."
"Gold is liquid sunlight frozen in time, and that’s why I love the way ice melts in vodka. I also love the way ice melts in vodka. I’ll have another shot, if you’ll reload the revolver."
"All thoughts, secret or spoken, belong in a coffee table book written in Braille, so you can really feel the emotions."
"I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista."