With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you... - Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time
"With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come, let us dance like we’re made of stone."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time
"My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him."
"I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library."
"When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let that be a lesson in love."
"We got into an argument over the color of love. I said it was pink, and he said it was red. So you see, I had no other choice but to stab him."
"I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library."