With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you... - Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time
"With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come, let us dance like we’re made of stone."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time
"They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers."
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"They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers."
"We got into an argument over the color of love. I said it was pink, and he said it was red. So you see, I had no other choice but to stab him."
"I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library."