More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."
"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."
"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."
"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."