My shadow follows me during the day, and then surrounds me a... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My shadow follows me during the day, and then surrounds me at night as it clones itself into complete darkness. Now that’s self-love."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."
"I belong, and my penis, it be long."
"I’d rather sell one thing for one million dollars, than sell one million things for one dollar each. I feel the same about my love and women."
"If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?"
"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."