More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"Networking isn’t synonymous with partying. If you’re doing it right, partying seems libraryesque in comparison."
"Is your Happy Meal full of dancing? Put a box around it and sell it to kids. They could use the exercise."