More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."
"I said I made a special trip to get her favorite item, because it sounded more romantic than admitting I randomly had it already. Now that’s love."
"Coin a new word and hear it jingle in your pocket with all your other change. My love for you is sofacouchsitsitting, so you’d better buckle up."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive."