More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Personal branding is important to me as a person. It’s also important to me as a non-person. I am a rock."
"I observe Stand Still Day. I also observe whatever I’m standing in front of at the time. I hope on that day I see how much you love me."
"If you merge an emergency with a mannequin, that’s how I look at networking events. To make each handshake more feel more personal, I try to wear the thinnest rubber gloves I can find."
"A nugget of wisdom is more valuable than a nugget of gold—and considerably harder to pan out of a river. I’ll be 33 in March, and all I’ve found so far is fool’s gold. Still, I was able to trade it for political favors."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."