More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Trying to hide my feelings to avoid getting hurt just ends up hurting not only myself—but also the person I am hiding my feelings from."
"Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in likeability categories. You can also play Mop the Floor with it. I make love like I make dinner that makes cleaning the kitchen more fun for the whole family."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"I don’t kind of like to be kind and like you—I love to be kind and love you."
"Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be hundreds of years old, and what the fuck do they know?"