Leadership is being the first to put others second. Wait, th... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Leadership is being the first to put others second. Wait, that’s not right. That’s politics."
"Leadership is being the first to put others second. Wait, that’s not right. That’s politics."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57."
"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."
"I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using the rest of my body. Coming soon to a Walmart near you."
"I’ll write the first sentence in English and the second sentence will be nonsense translated to Russian, to make the ultimate non sequitur."