More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Most scars are invisible. Damn transparent knives. Does anything cut deeper than love? I need to get some new body armor."
"Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too friendly at all, unless you first buy it a few beers. Then it’s just downright slutty."
"Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff."
"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."
"Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined. Well, at least ever since Bob Ross moved on to the land of the happy trees."