More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She doesn’t want me to leave, and she doesn’t want me to stay. That’s a double helping of Doesn’t Want Me, and one big I’m Not Hungry back at her."
"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."
"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."
"I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista."
"I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future."