More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Your personal brand should be like water: not only clear, but transparent to the public. People thirst for that, and they will drink you up."
"The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow. My love is so fluid I’ll bet drinking it would give you the gift of flight."
"I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for any product but love, which is one for the price of two only."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"Prophesies are dark and don’t need a flashlight to illuminate. I’m a bring my own lighthouse kind of lover."