More quotes by J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

"The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I'm not kidding."
"What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though."
"when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you"right under your nose."
"I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It's nice."
"If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you"signs in the world. It's impossible."