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"For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be."
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"It’s impossible for me to applaud your successes when my hands are too busy patting myself on the back. But if I clap for you, and you pat my back, we can both feel like winners."
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"For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be."
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"I can’t can’t, but since I can’t, I clearly can."
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"Wisdom is knowledge plus courage. You not only have to know what to do and when—but you have to be brave enough to actually act on it."
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