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More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."
"I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?"
"The cat hair floated in the air like a sound vibration, and I plucked it like a guitar string. Sometimes I can be so musical I’m like a living love song."
"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."
"On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57."