"Today we’re living in an anti-Waldo world, where you don’t want to blend in and have people struggle to find you. You want your personal brand to stand out like you’re wearing a red and white sweater, and everyone else has on black."
"My I love you was a measured response, like one gallon of coffee in one cup of sugar. It was just overflowing with an awakening of my soul."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."