The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship w... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."

"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."

"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."

"I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not included.) Act within the next 15 minutes and I’ll even throw in the towel. I quit!"

"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."