If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra? - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?"
"If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?"
"Most people go to networking events to gain visibility. But in a crowded room, I’m trying to figure out how to become invisible. I network like the ghost of a chameleon."
"In high school I used to write my love notes backwards, so she'd have to flip the paper upside-down to read it. Either that or read it in a mirror, so she can see herself as I see her, and see why I admire her."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"Man has two legs and chairs have four, because we were made to stand out, not sit down—or be sat on. You are your brand—you are not a piece of furniture. Well, this applies to everyone except my grandma, but she’s dead, so she really doesn’t mind being used as a coat rack."