"And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them."
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"We talked for hours. He talked and I listened. It was like wind and sunlight. It blew all the cobwebs away."
"Know what you want and reach out eagerly for it."
"Human beings are incredibly slow, Cosmic Ordering is incredibly fast!"
"Don't assume the world evolved in the order in which you discovered it."
"The moon is a loyal companion.It never leaves. It’s always there, watching, steadfast, knowing us in our light and dark moments, changing forever just as we do. Every day it’s a different version of itself. Sometimes weak and wan, sometimes strong and full of light. The moon understands what it means to be human.Uncertain. Alone. Cratered by imperfections."
"If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life."
"because God has spoken, and everything else is commentary."
"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."
"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."
"I feel like getting married, or committing suicide, or subscribing to L'Illustration. Something desperate, you know."
"There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy."
"I came up with the term 'mindfreak' because I didn't like the word 'magician.' I felt like I wanted to coin a term that would be basically the reaction to my art. It would be a mindfreak and so that's why I came up with that. But, many people say I'm really a student of humanity and psychology."
"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."
"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."
"I don't want to base my life on a symbol,"he said resolutely. "I want reality, and the Christian faith has always been rooted in reality. What's not rooted in reality is the faith of liberal scholars. They're the ones who are following a pipe dream, but Christianity is not a pipe dream."
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
"Truly, my dear young friends, you are a chosen generation. I hope you will never forget it. I hope you will never take it for granted. I hope there will grow in your hearts an overpowering sense of gratitude to God, who has made it possible for you to come upon the earth in this marvelous season of the world's history."
"What you are is a fucking tragedy, Simon Snow. You literally couldn't be a bigger mess."He tries to kiss me, but I pull back- "And you like that?""I love it."He says"Why?""Because we match."
"The deeds you do may be the only sermon some persons will hear today"
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