#Glasses

"I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror."

"I had an interview once with some German journalist—some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists—maybe a week after—and she wore a yellow sweater that was kind of see-through. She had huge tits and a huge black bra, and she said to me, ‘It’s impolite; remove your glasses.’ I said, ‘Do I ask you to remove your bra?"

"Really, nobody was there?” I asked.“Well, nobody important,” he said, putting his glasses back on and blinking."

"Yellow flowers are like physical manifestations of sunlight. I’m growing a garden of sunglasses just to help save eyesight and make the world a little bit cooler."