#Glasses

"I had an interview once with some German journalist—some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists—maybe a week after—and she wore a yellow sweater that was kind of see-through. She had huge tits and a huge black bra, and she said to me, ‘It’s impolite; remove your glasses.’ I said, ‘Do I ask you to remove your bra?"

"Really, nobody was there?” I asked.“Well, nobody important,” he said, putting his glasses back on and blinking."

"I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror."

"Yellow flowers are like physical manifestations of sunlight. I’m growing a garden of sunglasses just to help save eyesight and make the world a little bit cooler."