"Yellow flowers are like physical manifestations of sunlight. I’m growing a garden of sunglasses just to help save eyesight and make the world a little bit cooler."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"Treasure isn’t always gold, silver, and gems. Sometimes it’s furry and purring. Happy Cuddle-with-your-cat Day!"