#God

"Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"Priest: "No, not if you did not know."Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Sometimes I go to God and say, "God, if Thou dost never answer another prayer while I live on this earth, I will still worship Thee as long as I live and in the ages to come for what Thou hast done already. God’s already put me so far in debt that if I were to live one million millenniums I couldn’t pay Him for what He’s done for me."

"I don't belive in God. I believe in...Al Pacino."

"All I know is that the closer I get to God, the deeper I get into the Bible, and the heavier the burden seems on my shoulders."

"This is the secret of life: the self lives only by dying, finds its identity (and its happiness) only by self-forgetfulness, self-giving, self-sacrifice, and agape love."

"Hope is in the name of God, the name of our Lord Jesus Christ. Hope is when you compare your suffering to the infinite, immeasurable love and grace of God."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Yahweh: You've been unhappy because you've desired things that cannot be.Lucifer: That's what desire IS. The need for what we can't have. The need for what's readily available is called greed."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"MIGHT, something God only has."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"He believed in God even if he was doubtful of men's claims to know God's mind. But that a God unable to forgive was no God at all."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."

"Our intellect is not intended to be an end in itself, but only a means to the very mind of God."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Like when you sit in front of a fire in winter — you are just there in front of the fire. You don't have to be smart or anything. The fire warms you."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."