#God

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"In seven days God had created the Earth. In a single day mankind had turned it upside down."

"We are all butterflies. Earth is our chrysalis."

"You don't look out there for God, something in the sky, you look in you."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"The greatest enemy of hunger for God is not poison but apple pie.It is not the banquet of the wicked that dulls our appetite forheaven, but endless nibbling at the table of the world. It is notthe X-rated video, but the prime-time dribble of triviality wedrink in every night."

"It always strikes me, and it is very peculiar, that, whenever we see the image of indescribable and unutterable desolation—of loneliness, poverty, and misery, the end and extreme of things—the thought of God comes into one's mind."

"And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

"Almighty God, thee only have I; thou steerest my fate, I must give myself up to thee! Give me a livelihood! Give me a bride! My blood wants love, as my heart does!"

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"God is alive, real, and wants to heal you in every aspect of your life where you are hurting."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."