"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
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"As told in Friendship with God, if we simply decided to believe and act as if first, we're all one, and second, life is eternal, it would render virtually everything we've done all our lives pointless."
"Brazil is where I belong, the place that feels like home. They love their family, their country and God, and are not afraid to let anybody know it."
"Thou hast made us for thyself, O Lord, and our heart is restless until it finds its rest in thee."
"And why does this same God tell me how to raise my children when he had to drown his?"
"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."
"You and I were created by God to be so much more than normal…Following the crowd is not a winning approach to life. In the end it’s a loser’s game, because we never become who God created us to be by trying to be like everybody else."
"Sometimes what I wouldn't give to have us sitting in a bar again at 9:00 a.m. telling lies to one another, far from God."
"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."
"I know why I am here and my only real focused goal is to live each day to the fullest and to try and honor God and be an encouragement to others. What the future holds is firmly in God's hands, and I am very happy about that!"
"For prayer is nothing else than being on terms of friendship with God."
"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."
"Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves."
"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."
"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."
"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."
"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."
"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."
"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"
"If I have any worth, it is to live my life for God so as to teach these peoples; even though some of them still look down on me."