#God

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"God might work on mysterious ways, but hell worked on efficient ones."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"[E]xceptional claims demand exceptional evidence."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"He that hath the steerage of my course,Direct my sail."

"And in despair I bowed my head;"There is no peace on earth,"I said;"For hate is strong,And mocks the songOf peace on earth, good-will to men!"Then pealed the bells more loud and deep:"God is not dead, nor doth he sleep!The Wrong shall fail,the Right prevail,With peace on earth, good-will to men!"

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"There is something infantile in the presumption that somebody else has a responsibility to give your life meaning and point… The truly adult view, by contrast, is that our life is as meaningful, as full and as wonderful as we choose to make it."

"God is not interested in your art but, your heart."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"It may be a species of impudence to think that the way you understand God is the way God is. (60)."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"O God — please give him back! I shall keep asking You."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"I know I'm not God, are you? Don't be silly.God? God? Everybody's God? Don't be silly."

"Life had stepped into the place of theory and something quite different would work itself out in his mind."

"To love someone is to desire and work toward their becoming the best version of themselves. The one person in all the universe who can do this perfectly for you is God."