#happiness

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Having a low opinion of yourself is not 'modesty.' It's self-destruction. Holding your uniqueness in high regard is not 'egotism.' It's a necessary precondition to happiness and success."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Why did I hope we would be happy abroad? A change of environment is that traditional fallacy upon which doomed loves, and lungs, rely."

"Beauty is the purest feeling of the soul. Beauty arises when soul is satisfied."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"The only real battle in life is between hanging on and letting go."

"If you do not have persistence then no amount of education, talent or genius can make up for it."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"It is necessary to the happiness of man that he be mentally faithful to himself. Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in disbelieving, it consists in professing to believe what he does not believe."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"What good is money if it can't buy happiness?"

"Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own."

"Cosmic Ordering is a licence to print money."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Every day has its great grief or its small anxiety. ... One cloud is dispelled, another forms. There is hardly one day in a hundred of real joy and bright sunshine."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."