#happiness

"Happiness doesn't always come from a pursuit. Sometimes it comes when we least expect it."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"I don’t know what’s worse: to not know what you are and be happy, or to become what you’ve always wanted to be, and feel alone."

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"For who would dare to assert that eternal happiness can compensate for a single moment's human suffering"

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Even when in the midst of disturbance, the stillness of the mind can offer sanctuary."

"Everybody talks about being rich, Cosmic Ordering does something about it."

"The only horrible thing in the world is ennui."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Money does not buy you happiness, but lack of money certainly buys you misery."

"Everyone has a right to be a little happy, asshole."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"The problem with people is they forget that most of the time it's the small things that count."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."