#happiness

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness?Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left to be made fun of."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Compromise brings harmony to both, happiness to none."

"Give up smoking cold turkey. Start a diet in the next 5 min. Accept that job right away. Life can be beautiful without planning!"

"Tomorrow will never call to ask your opinion; you don't control it. Stop allowing today's possibilities to be robbed by tomorrow's insecurities."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Freddie often fold me that you've got to be happy when you can, because life won't wait for you to take the time. And she was right."

"I've got nothing to do today but smile."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"True happiness is to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future, not to amuse ourselves with either hopes or fears but to rest satisfied with what we have, which is sufficient, for he that is so wants nothing. The greatest blessings of mankind are within us and within our reach. A wise man is content with his lot, whatever it may be, without wishing for what he has not."

"الفرح الوحشي والمرح العنيف والضحك المجلجل حالات لا تدل على السعادة ، إنها تشنجات البؤساء الذين يريدون أن يأكدوا لأنفسهم وللناس أنهم يفرحون، يفرحون بشدة."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them."

"Money does not buy you happiness, but lack of money certainly buys you misery."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"One should cultivate good habits of memory, for it is capable of making existence a Paradise or an Inferno."

"It is sad that people need alcohol to make them happy."