#happiness

"The devil's happy when the critics run you off."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"We are often insane with happiness. We are also very unhappy for reasons neither of us can do anything about. Like being separated."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"How can you tell somebody who is pursuing happiness that they're somehow not American when that was the very first promise that America made?"

"Frugality is one of the most beautiful and joyful words in the English language, and yet one that we are culturally cut off from understanding and enjoying. The consumption society has made us feel that happiness lies in having things, and has failed to teach us the happiness of not having things."

"A FriendSomeoneYou're happy to see,Who's happy to see you.SomeoneYou like for who they areNot just for what they can do for you."

"We had some good times at school. I didn't know how good those times was till I left, but I guess that's the way of it"

"When we have reached the depths of despair, only then can we look up and see the light of hope."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"

"You are forgiven for your happiness and your successes only if you generously consent to share them."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Yesterday I was sad, today I am happy! Yesterday I had a problem, today I still have the same problem! But today I changed the way I look at it!"

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"To live long and achieve happiness, cultivate the art of radiating happiness."

"I learned from a very young age that if I persued the things that truly excited me, that they would reward in more important ways, like happiness."