#happiness

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"If you really want to be happy, don't just go for the money. Go for the relationship that lasts. Go for things of greater value."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Work harder to appreciate your ordinary day."

"In order to have great happiness, you have to have great pain and unhappiness-otherwise how would you know when you're happy?"

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Wherever you go, never forget to be the messenger and cause of happiness."

"Recipe For Happiness Khaborovsk Or Anyplace'One grand boulevard with treeswith one grand cafe in sunwith strong black coffee in very small cups.One not necessarily very beautifulman or woman who loves you.One fine day."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Happiness is attained, not through self-interest, but through unconditional fidelity in endless love of eternal light."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"She had never imagined she had the power to make someone else so happy. And not a magical power, either--a purely human one."

"I believe there is a kind of happiness to be found in every thing in life, in all that is good and pleasing, as well as in that which is sad or poignant."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."