#happiness

"What good is money if it can't buy happiness?"

"Be Sure To Notice When You're Happy"

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Why should we build our happiness on the opinons of others, when we can find it in our own hearts?"

"Happiness is found in doing, not merely possessing."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Work harder to appreciate your ordinary day."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"These men are worth your tears. You are not worth their merriment."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Being happy is of the utmost importance. Success in anything is through happiness."

"I bought you a gift. It’s something I’ve always wanted, but I’m not quite sure you’ll like it. So if you don’t want it just tell me and I’ll be happy to keep it. After all, I’m only interested in making you happy."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"The more you feed your mind with positive thoughts, the more you can attract great things into your life."

"Your purpose is your why."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."