#inspirational-quotes

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Try - now's gift."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Think outside the square. Think for yourself don't just follow the herd. Think multidisciplinary! Problems by definition, cross many academic disciplines."

"All things are possible if you believe..."

"Love yourself, even a little bit each day, and your life will bloom into infinite joy."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"~ Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk ~"

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Thus is the nature of love: that you must use it! A love unused is not love! If it is something that sits on the shelf that you don't know what to do with, it is not true to the nature of love! Use love!"

"In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Whereever you end up;"Jack whispered into my ear."I wish you clear skies. Always"

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"We may have done what the devil said we did, but we are NOT who the devil says we are!"

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"No amount of regretting can change the past, and no amount of worrying can change the future."