#inspirational-quotes

"Extraordinary magic is woven through ordinary life. Look around!"

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"I don't regret my painful times, i bare my scars as if they were medals. I know that freedom has a high price, as high as that of slavery; the only difference is that you pay with pleasure and a smile, even when that that smile dimmed by tears"

"God would light the way. Faith would keep them on the right path."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"I cannot compromise my respect for your love. You can keep your love, I will keep my respect."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"So long as fortune is favouring you, your defects will remain covered."

"Dreaming is the poetry of Life, and we must be forgiven if we indulge in it a little."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Loving others is easy, but loving yourself is the true test of real love."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Last night I lost the world, and gained the universe."

"life is worth living when you have someone to share it with .."