#inspirational-quotes

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Stop waiting for someone else to run your life. Get into the driver's seat and choose your destination."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Be brave, follow dreams, say fuck you to everybody and fight for what you believe in."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Release your past into the universe and embrace your future with opened arms."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"A Warrior of Light values a child's eyes because they are able to look at the world without bitterness. When he wants to find out if the person beside him is worthy of his trust, he tries to see him as a child would"

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Giving thanks fills you with light and joy so you can shine like the bright star you truly are."