#knowing-oneself

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."